|Come on people, be pulled into my diabolical rigidity|
This adventure doesn't seem to get talked about much, and I don't know why. It might be because it is so high level that few people ever got to use it. Or maybe it's because it was released during the "dark age" of 2e - the black border "skills & powers" era. At the time of this adventure's release, Magic the Gathering had all but annihilated my D&D group. The only thing they cared about was black lotuses and mox pearls.
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Monte confirms this in the intro to the adventure. His summary of this adventure: "The player characters must travel to Hell aboard a demon ship to rescue the wrongfully condemned soul of a paladin and restore a trapped temple and its' innocent inhabitants to the Prime Material Plane."
Things we learn during our heroes' journey through Hell:
|I can't imagine how long this took to draw|
- To travel underwater, the heroes can use one of Demonwing's diving spheres, or a cube of force, or an apparatus of kwalish, etc. There's massive giant sharks down there.
- Citadel Coldsteel: A fortress built inside an iceberg. We have to go through it to get to our imperiled temple!
- Apocalypse Clocks: Inside the citadel, there's clocks counting down (30 turns.. that's 300 minutes aka 5 hours). Once it counts all the way down, it opens a portal that hundreds of lemures (low level devils) pour through and over-run the whole citadel.
- Gurdansk: A devil whose flesh is encased in green armor that absorbs magic missiles and blocks lightning.
- Some devils have coldstaves, which do a bit of cold damage. They also are coated in dormant brown molds! They can slop the mold onto your PC, who will have all the heat drained from his body. Good gawd.
- Amon, a former Duke of Hell is here! He is nine feet tall and he has the head of a white wolf. He has a winter wolf named Soulfang that breathes ice blasts, and Amon can cast limited wish in times of peril.
- Tapped in a glass cube is... Cozbi! Remember her from yesterday? With the frazzle and the snazzle? Monte thankfully declares that her full name is Cozbinaer, helping to rescue her from joke-name-never-to-be-taken-seriously-NPC status.
"Her nine foot tall, white-skinned body is now covered in scars, stitched-on skin grafts, and withered flesh. Once beautiful, she is now hideous and terrifying."
She can leave her prison for short periods of time in this sort of magic power armor filled with yellow gas that poisons people except for her. What an awesome encounter. There's so many ways your heroes can go with this!
- There's a hollowed-out bullette that is now a lever-operated digging machine/tank.
|The tongue.. what a way to go...|
- Tlaac-mol, a devil who guards a prison, has one withered arm and one arm with the strength of a cloud giant that is made of steel.
- Let me tell you about Hell-Tugging. A trapped floor emanates this tug. "It does not attract metal, but pure thoughts." Those of good alignment are pulled to the floor. then the ceiling becomes magnetic and pulls all metal from your body. That sounds ridiculously painful!
Then we get to the temple, which is in a "nether-realm" between the fifth and sixth layers of Hell.
- Wandering Monsters include: "The wafting stench of brimstone" and "Foul whisperings of misdeeds". I would get quite a kick out of whispering misdeeds to a slightly uncomfortable player at the table. Actually you might spice up your significant others' day by uttering some foul whisperings, eh there, chum?
- There's these four black obelisks. If you touch one, chains shoot out and constrict you against the obelisk. The only way to escape is for the obelisk to be destroyed!
- Wiinsor the Blue Dragon: He's a new follower of Geryon. He spends his time chatting up an erinyes named Minga.
- A golem made of HUNDREDS OF UNHOLY SYMBOLS. Make two saves.. fail both and you die from fright.
- This is like that crappy second level of Castle Greyhawk but not: "...a semi-intelligent retch plant drops its' globe-like fruit down on them (one per PC) forcing them to spend the next three rounds doing nothing but vomiting and retching, no saving throw..."
- Yeah, I ran the second level of Castle Greyhawk last Sunday. It was horrible. Animated, dancing, cooked seagulls dancing at a party for Asmodeus, Overlord of Hell... ugghhh. Our heroes had to fill everyone's glasses of water.
- OK get a load of this. A pit fiend who has merged with the interior of a cubic gate. It can suck a PC inside the cube, where the PC looks at the pit fiend's face which bears a scarab of insanity. The gate closes in 5 rounds. The interior of the cube is made up of the pit fiend's bones. Ice runs through its' veins. What an insanely awesome encounter.
- There's pit fiend treasure stored in an air bubble surrounded by hardened hot stone. I think it hovers above a lava pool. There's a trapped set of stairs that leads to it. The treasure inside includes two sprigs of desert's night, a magical bloom that can cure memory loss from the river styx. Also, a staff of power, etc.
At last we get to...
- Here is where the paladin is indeed in hell fighting devils. "Against the inexorable odds, Klysandral hews down with Quest, his holy long sword, and the grim knowledge that if he falls innocents will die."
Klysandral the (spirit) paladin is holding off the devils until the PCs can get enough "restoration points" to return the temple to the prime material. He will not leave this area until then.
There is no way on the planet earth that you can't find something from this to use in an upcoming game.
I ran portions of this way back when as a solo adventure for a character who was overloaded with powerful magic items (he almost single-handedly looted this Ravenloft adventure, to the point he somehow ended up with a -11 AC - which is very good, in AD&D terms). I mostly ran the Demonwing section for him. He loved it. It was awesome.
Because I've never run this entire thing, I didn't include it in my list of The Best Adventures of All Time. If I did, I probably would. This adventure is what D&D is all about.